Kelly Clarkson - Interview

"Just let me uh. call and get this interview over with.

(Exhale) I hate doing this sh*t

-Hello

Hey, what up. This is Rittz

I was calling to do the interview with you today?

-Oh, Hey Rittz

Let me just get my recorder ready

And I'll be ready when you are.

OK... cool, sh*t I'm ready let's do it!

-So tell me... who is Rittz?

That's a stupid question

B**ch, Rittz is me

A white boy from Gwinnett county Georgia

Been doing for some years never gave up

Now I get to live my dream

-And... when did you start to rap?

I think I started to rap back in '92

I got to rhyme with Snoop

Or some dude that I rode the bus with

Tried to get the boys for me when I ride to school and I was hooked

-So... how'd your family act?

About the fact I rap, they used to hate it

Said I was acting black, "Pull your pants up, boy."

Mom and dad would snap

I had a black lumber jack with the hat to match

-Did you make good grades?

Hell no I been flunked

Seventh grade eighth grade ninth grade and up

I got expelled for selling w**d and when I came back

Everyday they would check my book bag for ***

-Where did you get the name Rittz from?

That's another dumb question

Are you a dumb b**ch?

It's obvious that I got named after the cracker

Because I'm white, please next subject

-You got an attitude homie?

I apologize

Plus I'm a little drunk and I'm always tired

I done answered these questions a thousand times

And people still don't know my name and now, my God

It's like

Everybody's asking all this sh*t about me

Wondering where I came from

Questioning my surroundings

And the same motherf**kers that damned me

Be the haters that used to doubt me

And I'm trying to answer their questions but my memory's just too cloudy for

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A f**ked up in...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A pissed off in...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A representing in...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, who you wit?)

-Was it hard to come up in the Atlanta scene?

Yeah, it kinda sucked

If you knew the type of sh*t they play inside the club

Then the strippers don't dance and the radio don't play

And besides they're showing no signs of love

-you're from Gwinnett County?

God damn right

There's a ton of us to represent so hard

Don't let the word "suburb" throw you off

A lot of people moved here and got their head blown off

-I heard you rap about *** a lot,

You probably would too if you grew up on a sh*t i seen

16 I was sniffing things, the sh*t changed when the '96 Olympics came

-What you mean?

Everybody getting mama get their GC

Lotta home invasions on robbers week

Kept running from the GCPD

'Cause the crime rate kept increasing weekly

-So does that affect what you rhyme about?

F**k yes so many nights been spending in my mama's house

Geeked up and all scared that I might be thinking I'm die trying to ride it out

-But to change the subject, what's up with your hair

God damn why do people care

Got grown men coming under me when it's something like

Please say you didn't cut it is it there

And I swear it's like

Everybody's asking all this sh*t about me

Wondering where I came from

Questioning my surroundings

And the same motherf**kers that damned me

Bitter haters that used to down me

And I'm trying to answer their questions but my memory's just too cloudy for

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A f**ked up in...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A b**ch stop for...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A representing in...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, who you wit?)

-So Yelawolf discovered you, right?

He said if he ever got the chance he would put me on

And when he blew he did, I owe him for everything

So if anybody f**k with my dude they dead

-So is it still American?

Of course it is

Whatup shawty fat whatup stroll

Whatup new port, whatup wim

I'm about to kill sh*t

Can't nobody touch us dog

-What do you say to those who say you rap too fast?

Don't listen then if you don't like the way that I rhyme

It cost you nothin' pay me no mind

Old soap both f**k a little linen a lot

-You gettin' money now, right?

I came off tour with like 20 grand

I put a down payment on a new car

Paid my manager's off

Now I got like 6 til I go out of town again

-How's your girlfriend dealing with your new success

When I'm gone on the road all she does is cry

And accuse me of cheatin' and is sleeping with chicks

When I'm usually just chilling getting drunk and high

-Last question, do you think the world is ready for a fat long hair piece of sh*t like you?

What? F**k yeah b**ch indeed I do, and I guess I gotta make you a believer too

It's like

Everybody's asking all this sh*t about me

Wondering where I came from

Questioning my surroundings

And the same motherf**kers that damned me

Bitter haters that used to down me

And I'm trying to answer their questions but my memory's just too cloudy for

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A f**ked up in...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A b**ch stop for...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, where you from? G, A have you sitting for...)

My interview...

(What's your name? Rittz b**ch, who you wit?)

-P.S. Don't you ever call me a b**ch, simple a** motherf**ker, red headed bastard. Get the f**k out of here.

Make this your first and last interview with me. Cracker.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson，1982年4月24日出生在德克萨斯州的Burleson，在成为歌手之前，Kelly Clarkson最大的愿望是能够成为一名海洋生物学家，Kelly Clarkson唱歌的天赋在她上7年级的时候就被当时学校的合唱队领队所发现，于是Kelly就加入了学校的唱诗班，高中时Kelly把大部分的时光都用在了唱歌上，同时由于在音乐剧《Brigadoon》中的演出，而成为了德克萨斯州立唱诗班中的一员。在之后Kelly遇到了挫折，唱片公司连一张试音唱片都不愿为她出，更不要说签约了。于是Kelly决定去洛杉矶碰碰运气。　　在那里，她参加了著名音乐创作人Gerry Goffin的录音工作，但是随后Gerry Goffin的生病，使她再次失去了机会，这还不是最遭的。不久她的房子着了火，而她的汽车也被警局拖走，Kelly的精神和经济都受到了极大的打击。终于，在好友Jessica的鼓励下，Kelly参加了American Idol大赛，2002年9月4日对于她来说是一个值得纪念的日子，Kelly获得了American Idol的冠军，随后她的事业发展顺利，2003年4月15日首张录音室专辑《Thankful》发表，首周即登顶排行榜冠军，并且创下了双白金的销量。 2004年11月30日，Kelly Clarkson的第二张专辑《Breakaway》成功发行。四首单曲Breakaway, Since U Been Gone, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Because of You都在billboard打进了前10名。　　2006年，在格莱美上获得Best Female Pop Vocal Performance和Best Pop Vocal Album两个大奖。　　2007年6月26日，发行第三章专辑My December，专辑第一主打单曲”Never Again” 打进billboard前10名。　　2009年，发行第四张专辑《All I Ever Wanted》。第一主打歌My Life Would Suck Without You创下了billboard单周爬升最快的歌曲，一周内从第97名跃升第1名。专辑首周也在专辑billboard200上名列榜首。