New Man(Originally Performed by Ed Sheeran) - New Tribute Kings
Lyrics by:New Tribute Kings
Composed by:New Tribute Kings
No no no no no
I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans
Goes to the gym at least six times a week
Wears both shoes with no socks on his feet
And I hear he's on a new diet
At watches what he eats
He's got his eyebrows plucked
And his asshole bleached
Owns every single Ministry CD
Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means
But I heard he makes you happy
So that's fine by me
But still I'm just keepin' it real
Still lookin' at your Instagram
And I'll be creepin' a lil'
I'll be tryin' not to double tap from way back
'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at
Let me remind you of the days when
You used to hold my hand
And when we sipped champagne out of cider cans
I guess if you were Lois Lane I wasn't Superman
Just a young boy tryin' to be loved
So let me give it to ya
I don't wanna know about your new man
'Cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be calling me up trying to
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
I don't wanna know about your new man
We'll get there eventually
I know you're missing all this kind of love
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
Your new man rents a house in the 'burb
And wears a man bag on his shoulder
But I call it a purse
Every year he goes to Málaga with all the fellas
Drinks beer but has a six pack I'm kinda jealous
He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at nighttime
And every time a rap song
Comes on he makes a gang sign
Says 'Cheya' boy never light up the room
But enough about him girl
Let's talk about you
You were the type of girl
Who sat beside the water reading
Eatin' a packet of the crisp
But you will never find you cheating
Now you're eating kale hitting the gym
Keepin' up with Kylie and Kim
In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him
Okay you need to be alone
And if you wanna talk about it
You can call my phone
I just thought I would tell you
'Cause you oughta know
You're still a young girl tryin' to be loved
So let me give it to ya
I don't wanna know about your new man
'Cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be calling me up trying to
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
I don't wanna know about your new man
We'll get there eventually
I know you're missing all this kind of love
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
Baby I'm not trying to ruin your week
But you act so differently
When you're with him I know you're lonely
Please remember you're still free
To make the choice and leave
Don't call me up you need to show me
I don't wanna know about your new man
'Cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be calling me up trying to
'Cause I'm positive that
He don't wanna know about me
I don't wanna know about your new man
We'll get there eventually
I know you're missing all this kind of love
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about