Haha ha ha that was funny man
That was funny
Yeah So what's the uh what's the real track 4 though
The real track
Yeah That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though
Yeah That's actually track number 4 on the record
Watsky
I'm telling you man it's not a stretch It's possible to be funny and serious at the same time
Y'know Poignant
Watsky
Yes
You have to like
Disrespect women and talk about clubs and sh*t
Like that's really important nowadays That's what they want on the radio man
Y'know it's a track about
Y'know juvenile epilepsy and I feel like it'll be touching and-
See okay- You shouldn't have gone anywhere past juvenile
Think JUVENILE You didn't say b**ch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD
No but at the end of that eh-
Sprinkle it man Sprinkle some disrespect on it
Sprinkle it
Sprinkle a little disrespect on it There's no disrespect on the record it's too nice
You need to have the big f**king glasses a funny hat where's your T-Pain effect
I want you to go back go home
And write a better song with more b**ches f**k more peoples' mothers and sisters and brothers and grandmothers and sh*t
Then come back here and we'll talk
Lemme bounce with the beat for a second No homo
Uhm yeah Whoo
Get in bed like I'm at war
Make your vagina more than kinda sore
I'm hung like a dinosaur
Sh*t your hymen tor
You're busted
You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid
I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches
Bang my old teachers while the preschool watches
Met a slow girl I was f**king her fast
Had some tight old p**sy and got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT
I molest old age Grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe
Is your chest cold babe
Are those boobs your goosebumps
Hey sugar tits can a pimp have two lumps
Measure my heart prick whatever the night
I use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height
I'm healing myself I have a hole in my pocket
And I'm feeling myself
I'm like WuTang your arts cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can
The rapper who can destroy mere humans
F**k your facelift f**k you're played whip
I built a spaceship to ride in while you're crusing Earth
Lampooning all the aliens that emcee in the Universe
The ten best rappers is a list of me
I exist to be the greatest rapper in history
Built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle
Taught Plato to rap then kicked his a** in a battle
I'm the best rapper alive
That gets mistaken for Michael Cera everywhere he drives
F**K MICHAEL CERA
You weren't so super bad
When I was writing and
You were running around Rodeo yelling
"Who's your dad "
UH
Man f**k this