Wait a minute manAy check this out manIt was this blind man, right?Man check thisIt was this blind man, right?He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?Ay, he walked past this fish marketYou know what I'm sayin'?He stopped, he took a deep breath, he saidWoo, good morning ladiesYou like that sh*t man?Ay, I got a gang of that sh*t, manI tell you whatMy man on the guitarAy, fool on the drumsEverybody just crowd 'round the micI tell you all these motherf**kin' jokes I got manSo first I'm gonna start it off like thisHelp me sing it home boy, come onSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the m*******a burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm DellSkatin on datin rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac Coupe CavilleIf my tapes and my cd's just don't sellI bet my Cavy willWell it was just sundown in a small white townThey call it eastside Palm DellWhen the Afro Man walked through the white landHouses went up for saleWell I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD'swhen I met a little girl named JanI let her ride in my Caddycuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux KlanWe f**ked on the bedF**ked on the flo'F**ked so long I grew a f**kin' afroThen I f**ked to the leftF**ked to the rightShe sucked my d**k 'til the sh*t turned whiteI thought to myselfSheeba sheeba got my a** lookin' like a zebraI put on my clothes and I was on my wayUntil her daddy pulled up in a ChevroletSo I ran, I jumped out the back windowBut her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'Oh, he beat me to the leftHe beat me to the rightThe m**********r whooped my a** all nightBut I ain't mad at her prejudice dadThat's the best damn p**sy I ever hadGot a bad of w**d and a bottle o' wineI'm a f**k that b***h just one more timeColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAnd as the m*******a burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm DellSkatin on datin rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac Coupe CavilleIf my tapes and my cd's just don't sellI bet my Cavy willI met this lady in HollywoodShe had green hair but damn she looked goodI took her to my houseCuz she was fineBut she whooped out a d**k that was bigger than mineI met this lady from JapanNever made love with an AfricanI f**ked her onceI f**ked her twiceI ate that p**sy like shrimp fried riceDon't be amazed at the stories I tell yaI met a woman in the heart of AustraliaHad a big butt and big titties, tooSo I hopped in her a** like a kangarooSee I met this woman from HawaiiStuck it in her a** and she said I ELips was breakfastP**sy was lunchThen her titties busted open with Hawaiin punchMet Colonel Sanders wife in the state of KentuckyShe said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump meI came in her mouthIt was a crisisI gave her my secret blend of herbs and spicesColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAnd as the m*******a burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongI met Dolly Parton in TennesseeHer titties were filled with hennessyThat country music really drove me crazyBut I rode that a** and said "Yes, Miss Daisy"Met this lady in OklahomaPut that p**sy in a comaMet this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I f**k that b***h againMet a real black girl down in South CarolinaF**ked her 'til she turned into a white albinaF**ked this h****r in IowaI f**ked her on credit, so I owe herF**ked this girl down in GeorgiaCame in her mouth now I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy hoShe just ran 'cross the border of MexicoFine young thang said her name's MariaI wrapped her up just like a hot tortillaI wanna get married but I can't afford itI know I'm a cry when she get deportedColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the m*******a burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongHave you ever went ova' a girl's house to f**kBut the p**sy just ain't no good? (say what)I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wetPlus you in the wrong neighborhoodSo you try to play it off and eat the p**syBut it take her so long to cumThen a dude walk inThat's her big boyfriendAnd he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang)But he already mad cuz you f**kin' his womanSo he start beatin' on yo' a**Now ya clothes all muddyYa nose all bloodyYour d**k was hard but now it's all (what)You thought you had a girl to rock your worldNow you still gotta go jack offSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park...