If My Friends Could See Me Now - Ameritz Tribute Standards
If they could see me now
That old gang of mine
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
I'd like those stumble bums
To see for a fact
The kind of top drawer
First rate chums I attract
All I can say is wow
Hey look at where I am
I've landed pow
Right in a pot of jam
What a setup holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
(If they could see me now)
My little dusty prince
Chasing around
This million dollar chick
I'd hear those real hip cats
Say brother get her
Draped on a bedspread
Made of three kinds of fur
All I can say is "Wow
Wait till the riff an' raff
See just exactly how
He sign this autograph "
What a build up Holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
If they could see me now
Alone with Mister V
Who's waiting on me like he was a matre d
I'd hear my buddies saying:
"Crazy what gives
Tonight she's living like
The other half lives "
To think the highest brow
Which I must say is he
Should pick the lowest brow
Which there's no doubt is me
What a step up Holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
They'd never believe it
They'd never believe it
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
Hi girls it's me Charity