I'm On Fire - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
Ya know
Critics man
Critics never got nothing nice to say man
You know the one thing i notice about critics man
Is critics never ask me how my day went
Well i'm a tell em
Yesterday my dog died i hog tied a ho tied her in a bow
Said next time you blog up try to spit a flow
You wanna criticize dog try a little mo
I'm so tired of this i could blow fire in the hole
I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
Better hold on a little tighter here i go
Flows tighter hot headed as ghost rider
Cold hearted as spider man throwing a spider in the snow
So you better get lower than flo rida
Inside a low rida with no tires in the hole
Why am i like this why is winter cold
Why is it when i talk i'm so biased to the hoes
Listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
This isn't golf this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt
So get lost
Sh*t dissing me is just like pissing off the wizard of oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and
Cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make chris piss in his draws
Tickling him go to his grave skip him and visit his dog
You're on fire
That's how ya know you'reon a roll
Cause when you hot it's like your burning up everyone else's cold
You'reon fire
Man i'm so f**king sick i got ambulances pulling me over and sh*t
You'reon fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll
Cause when you say the sh*t to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
You'reon fire yeah you'reon fire
Yuh i just wrote a b******t hook in between two long a** verses
If you mistook the for a song look
This ain't a song its a warning to brooke hogan and david cook
That the crook just took over so book
Run as fast as you can stop writing and kill it
I'm lightning in a skillet you'rea f**king flash in a pan
I pop up you b**ches scatter like hot grease splashing a fan
Mister mathers is the man
Yeah i'm pissed but i would rather take this energy
And stash it in a can
Come back and whip your a** with it again
Saliva's like sulfuric acid in your hand
It'll eat through anything metal the a** of iron man
Turn him into plastic so for you to thinking that you can stand
A f**kin chance is asinine
Yeah ask denaun man
Hit a blind man with a coloring book
And told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon
F**k it i ain't playing
Pull up in a van and hop out at
A homeless man holding a sign saying
Vietnam vet i'm out my f**king mind man
Kick over the can beat his a** and leave him 9 grand
So if i seem a little mean to you
This ain't savage you ain't never seen the brute
You wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
You couldn't make a bulimic puke on a piece of f**king corn
And peanut boo
Saying you sick quit playing you prick don't nobody care
Then why the f**k am i yelling at air
I ain't even talking to no one cause ain't nobody there
Nobody will f**king test me cause these hos won't even dare
I'm wasting punchlines but i got so many to spare
I just thought of another one that might go here
Naw don't waste it save it psycho yeah
Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about micheal's hair
You on fire
That's how ya know you'reon a roll
Cause when you hot its like your burning up everyone else's cold
You'reon fire
Man i'm so i'm so hot my motherf**king fire truck is on fire homie
You'reon fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll
Cause when you say the sh*t to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
You'reon fire yeah you'reon fire
You're on fire