"Ohio"oh me oh my-orobbed at gunpointin Ohionow i'm goneto Louisianawith a bullet-proof bandanaI felt a little olderchild support and mortgageon my shouldera nasty little high dollar habitI'm gonna lose my armbefore I pull out the rabbithad an inclinationinstead of draggin' it outI'd take a permanent vacationbut when I liined up to talk to GodI kinda didn't like the looksof the firing squadgotta a friend in Dallasgot dirty little fingersbut his house is like a palacehe said there's somethingyou should know that I knowa man can make a decent livingoff of suckers in Ohio