What do you get when you fall in love
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a guy
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Don't tell me what is all about
'Cause I've been there
And I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains
Those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love
You only get a life of pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
Oh I'll never fall in love again
I'm out of those chains
Those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again