最近一款名为“旅行青蛙”(travel frog)刷爆了朋友圈。大大填补了众多 “空巢青年”们寂寞的内心。New Wordscapture 美 ['kæptʃɚ] vt. 俘获;夺得;desperate美 ['dɛspərət] adj. 不顾一切的;令人绝望的;极度渴望的charger 美 ['tʃɑrdʒɚ] n. 充电器; Travel Frog has captured hearts ofmillions of Chinese mobile users. The game features a frog, which the playerneeds to prep for a journey. If the player preps the frog well, it will returnwith treats for the player.“旅行青蛙”俘获了数以百万计中国移动用户的心。游戏的特色就是青蛙,旅行青蛙中玩家需要给自己的青蛙准备出门旅行的包裹便当物品。如果玩家准备的好,它回来是会给玩家礼物。好多人纷纷表示,自从玩儿了这个游戏竟然有了种当妈的感觉盯着手机屏幕的双眼时时刻刻散发着老母亲的光辉不少蛙妈妈疯狂的晒蛙还真以为自己养了儿子我就呵呵呵了来看下真实的养娃场景吧!贴心的蛙儿子知道给你寄个照片,带个礼物啥的,你能好好睡你的觉,洗你的澡,而真正的娃儿呢...Becoming aparent means spending the rest of your life looking like you are in desperateneed of a shower, a nap, and a heavy drink.成为一个父母意味着你余生都会看起来迫切需要一个淋浴、小睡还有好好喝一杯。想看会书,别做梦了...When someoneasks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day.当有人问当妈妈的感觉,我告诉他们我已经随身带了六个月的杂志,该死的,我一定要找一天把它看完!你的蛙儿子乖乖在手机里吃饭睡觉旅行,而现实中的娃儿分分钟让你抓狂...When I was akid I would never have believed how much parenting in 2016 involves findingmissing iPad chargers.当我还是个孩子的时候,我从来不会相信2016年找个Ipad充电器得多费劲。还有下面的...I never knewhow long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you'rewondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.我从来不知道一个人要多久才能睡着,直到我有了孩子。如果你想知道,那我来告诉你,一共要2小时,3杯水,还有18本书。When your kidis a baby:"I can't wait til they learn to talk!"When your kidis 2+:"OMG ENOUGH, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP."当你娃还很小的时候:“他们什么时候能说话,我等不及了!”当你娃两岁多:“老天,够了!停下吧!”这么看来,蛙宝可算的上是相当省心乖巧了,你有自己的娃宝么?又和它有什么“感人肺腑”的故事,记得留言告诉卡卡哟
你的蛙宝有多乖巧?听完这些吐槽就懂了 (节目)
你的蛙宝有多乖巧?听完这些吐槽就懂了 (节目)