You're the top you're the Colosseum
You're the top you're the Louvre Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet a Shakespeare Sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile you're the Tow'r of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
You're the top you're Mahatma Gandhi
You're the top you're Napoleon brandy
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain
You're the National Gallery you're Garbo's salary
You're cellophane
You're sublime you're a Turkey dinner
You're the time of the Derby Winner
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop
But if baby I'm by the bottom
You're the top