Can't Afford It - Bolonium
Composed by：Richard Taylor/Tim Johnson
Ah yeah yo
Ah hmm yeah
Yo Tape cassette of Alanis Morissette I can't afford it
Blue ray of cast away I can't afford it
Motorcycle with a basket and a leather jacket
But I'm so broke I can't buy a joke
TV set with VCR
Shot a booze for everybody at the bar
3 speed toaster with HDMI
Chili cheese fries and a mail order bride
Can't afford Nintendo or cruise out on the sea
Popcorn at the movies or a college degree
Like to get the latest and the greatest in technology
Wanna buy an I phone but I gotta do my Laundry
Can't barely eat on my crappy salary
So I'm hunting for a bargain or anything that's free
All these things I really need
Don't call it an obsession
What you call junk I call material possessions
Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends
Or get a credit card instead
You know it never ends
How can people live on just the Bare necessities
I need to buy a lot of things because
It makes me happy
You know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor
I gotta a lot I want but I want I can't afford
To be vegan and gluten free I can't afford it
An ikea shopping spree I can't afford it
My own tiny piece of the American dream
Or at least some freeze dried space age ice cream
But I can't afford to be a ballar when
I got to Holla Holla for the ol' mighty dolla
And I can't afford to act serious 'cause
I can't even afford these half assed lyric
And I can't afford all the licks
To the center of a tootsie pop
A manly moustache like Geraldo
The gps coordinates of Waldo
But I can't afford
To make another pop culture reference
And I wish I could afford some fruity pebbles for breakfast
I can't afford street cred and I can't afford lessons
On how to make fresh flower rap hand gestures
All these things I really need
Don't call it an obsession
What you call junk I call material possessions
Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends
Or get a credit card instead
You know it never ends
How can people live on just the Bare necessities
I need to buy a lot of things because
It makes me happy
You know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor
I gotta a lot I want but I want I can't afford
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Japanese Troma VHS tape I can't afford it
Spell book by professor Snape I can't afford it
Gold plated spaceman Pez
The 11th doctors bright red fez
Scratch to pay off the judges
Scrilla to squash all of my grudges
A politician that's sitting in my pocket
A visit to the moon in the first commercial rocket
A new hot rod that's angry and mean
Or an Adams family pinball machine
Production office with a personal arcade
My own holiday with cake and a parade
A garbage plate with hot wings and fries
A flying guillotine and a dozen samurais
All these things I really need
Don't call it an obsession
What you call junk I call material possessions
Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends
Or get a credit card instead
You know it never ends
How can people live on just the Bare necessities
I need to buy a lot of things
Because it makes me happy
You know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor
I gotta a lot I want but I want I can't afford
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