Why Oh Why - Laura Veirs
Why oh why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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Why can't a bird eat an elephant
Why oh why oh why
'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin
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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar
Why oh why oh why
'Cause a mouse's stomach could never hold a streetcar
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Why does a horn make music
Why oh why oh why
'Cause the horn-blower blows it
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Why does a cow drink water
Tell me why and why
Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me
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Why oh why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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Why won't you answer my questions
Why oh why oh why
'Cause I don't know the answers
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Why's there no pennies for ice cream
Why oh why oh why
You put all the pennies in the telephone dear
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Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle
Tell me why oh why
Because because
Why ain't my grandpa my grandma
Why oh why oh why
Same reason your dad's not your mommy
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Why couldn't the wind blow backwards
Why oh why oh why
'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody
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Why oh why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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