Judy Garland - That's Entertainment

A clown with his pants falling downOr the dance that's a dream of romanceOr the scene where the villain is mean.That's entertainment!The lights on the lady in tightsOr he bride with the guy by her sideOr the ball where she gives it her all.That's entertainment!The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sexA gay divorcee who is after her exIt could be Oedipus RexWhere a chap kills his father and causes lots of bother.The clerk who is thrown out of workBy the boss who is thrown for a lossBy the skirt who is doing him dirtThe world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment!It might be a fight like you see on the screenA swain getting slain for the love of a queenSome great Shakespearean sceneWhere a ghost and a prince meet, and everyone ends in mincemeat.The guy who was waving the flagThat began with the mystical handHip hooray! The American wayThe world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment!