My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh my baby my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and
Generation X-y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire
Well my baby's in love with
Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that
Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now
I better just forget her
Cause my baby's in love with
Eddie Vedder
Now every time I see him well he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some bit tortured geniusand
I'm some kinda wiener
Well my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me what can he do that
I can't do better
Now my baby's in love with
I said I said
I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
I can't believe it now she's knitting him a sweater
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated agitated
Designated alienated spokesman
For the disaffected grunge generation
Well I don't wear
Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the music video channel
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can paly at this kinda game
Yeah well let's just see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalking
Alanis Morissette
Well my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now
I better just forget her
Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with
Eddie Vedder
Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder
If she wants to leave me
I guess I better let her
Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder