Welcome to Random Play.For all your entertainment needs.Hollow calling, static on the screenAnother client, another crazy sceneAnby's quiet, Billy's looking coolBut I'm the brain here, yeah, I make the rules.Clock's ticking, Dennies on the lineNew Eridu's a goldmine, and it's all mine.Proxy's on the comms, map is looking grimWho cares? Let the fun begin!Call me the boss, the leader of the HaresI turn chaos into million-dollar affairsOne part strategy, two parts sheer nerveMy balance sheet's the only creed I serve!Pull 'em in, cash 'em out, that's the master planGot a problem? My briefcase says I can.Cunning Hares on the run, watch the profits sing!Ka-ching!Enemies swarm, a messy little mobTime to show them how I do my job.Briefcase latch clickPop the latch, it's not for showEther-tech is how the Dennies grow.Vortex whooshGravity field, a perfect little trapLine 'em up for Billy, wipe 'em off the map!See? Efficiency. It's beautiful, you see.Now, about that hazard pay fee...Call me the boss, the leader of the HaresI turn chaos into million-dollar affairsOne part strategy, two parts sheer nerveMy balance sheet's the only creed I serve!Pull 'em in, cash 'em out, that's the master planGot a problem? My briefcase says I can.Cunning Hares on the run, watch the profits sing!Ka-ching!Okay, the risk is high, the plan is paper-thin...And these two weirdos are the only family I've got in.So don't scratch the gear! It's coming out of your cut!Now get it done, no "ifs," no "ands," no "buts"!I'm the boss, the leader of the Hares!I turn chaos into million-dollar affairs!One part strategy, two parts sheer nerveMy balance sheet's the only creed I serve!Pull 'em in, cash 'em out, that's the master plan!Got a problem? My briefcase says I can!Cunning Hares on the run, watch the profits sing!Ka-ching!Commission closed.Payment received.The only sound that never lies...