If My Friends Could See Me Now - Lena Zavaroni
If they could see me now
That old gang of mine
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
I'd like those stumble bums
To see for a fact
The kind of top drawer
First rate chums I attract
All I can say is wow
Just look at where I am
Tonight I landed pow
Right in a pot of jam
What a set up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
If they could see me now
My little dusty group
Traipsing around
This million dollar chicken coop
I'd hear those thrift shop cats say
Brother get her
Draped on a bedspread
Made up three kinds of fur
All I can say is 'Wow '
Wait till the riff and raff
See just exactly how
He signed his autograph
What a build up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
If they could see me now
Alone with Mr V
Who's waiting on me like
He was a maitre d'
I hear my buddies saying
Crazy what gives
Tonight she's living like the other half lives
To think the highest brow
Which I must say is he
Should pick the lowest brow
Which there's no doubt is me
What a step up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now