Drink to Get Drunk - Different Gear
Eat food to satisfy my hunger
I drink water to quench my thirst
I Use my mouth and air to blow balloon up
And prick with pin to watch it burst
To make noise I use my breathe
To unlock doors I use a key
I'm looking for something I use my eyes
Use booze to unlock me
Wear shoes so I can run
As to avoid the broken glass
Wear the pants because they suit me
And to discourage the pinchin' of ass
I'll tell a joke to make you laugh
I'll close the door to have a cry
They say that change and pain is a positive thing