You're the Top - Done Again
At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
And I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you
How great you are
You're the top
You're the Coliseum
You're the top
You're the Louver Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet
A Shakespeare's sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile
You're the Tower of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top
Your words poetic are not pathetic
On the other hand boy you shine
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine down my spine
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad
You're the top You're Mahatma Ghandi
You're the top
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
But if Baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
You're the top
You're the top You're a Brewster body
You're a rose You're Inferno's Dante
You're the nost of the great Durante
I'm just in the way as the French would say
"De trop "
But if Baby I'm the bottom
But if Baby I'm the bottom
But if Baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
You're the top
But if Baby I'm the bottom
You're the top